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 Premik: Kothay jabe, Tomar basay naki amar basay ? Premika: dui jaygatei, Tumi amar basay ar ami tomar basay.



Ami jani tumi bolbe ami kemon achi , ki korbo? Tomay chere mosa niye beche achi, uh! Mosar kamor soite pari na , jekhane sekhane kamray marte pari na.


Dui premik-premika thik koreche atto hotta korbe, Ek uchu pahar theke prothome chele ti jhap dilo, Kintu meyeti dilo na. Se chokh bondho kore bollo valobasha ondho. Edike jhap deyar por cheleti parasut khule bollo, Prokito valobasha kokhono more na.


Boy:- Baba, Girl friend ki?? Baba:- jokhon 2mi valo chheLe hobe tokhoN 1ta pabe! Boy:- R jodi vaLoNa hoy? Baba:-TahoLe onek guLo pabe.


Boy: Amiki tomar hat ta dhorbo ? Girl: Na thak, oita oto vari na, ami nijei boite parbo.


Jan, ami sagor. Ami to sesh jan, akhon amar hate 1 bottle bish. Ami mukti pete chai, ato jala amar aar shojjo hoyna. Jani ata paap kintu ato jontrona aar valo lagena. Tai ami jassi… edur marte..!!


Teacher: ki pora chilo goto kal. Student: bhugol. Teacher: boloto (gai-bandha) kothay. Student: mathe sir! Keno apnar kichu khaise naki. Teacher: amare tora maira fala.


wife:”tumi amk kotota valobasho? Husband:”shob chay bashi. waif:”Proman ki? Husband:”janu;upor wala jodi amak amar Priyo jinis Korbani Dite Bole; tahole Bisshas Koro ami tumak-e Korbani Dibo,I Love U So Much janu.


Bonduh ami boro eka,valo nei mon. tumi acho onek dhure,ki kori akhon? rate amar ghum ashena, tomay kori miss. choke asle aktu ghum,mosha kore kiss.


Boy: Ami tomar Moner Vitor 1br Gure Aste Chai? girl: Na Na ta Hobena! boy:keno? Girl:Taholeto Amar Moner Vitor K K Ache tumi Sob Jene Jabe.


Sir:kire tui eibar ssc porikhay fail korle keno tui to valo student. Student:sir ki korbo amar abbu ammu bolse eibar porikhay fail korle amake biye diye debe ty ami fail koresi. Sir:ki bolle tui. Student:ami amar abbu ammu ke khub voi pai ty fail koresi.


Boy:- I Love U. Girl:- what? Boy:- Kisuna filmta khub hit koresilo! Girl:- kuttar bacca. Boy:- what? Girl:- Ashce Eid-E Filmta mukti pabe.


Poli Tar Boyfriend Bose Golpo Korce, Amon Somoy Polir 3Bandhubi Ase Hajir, Bandhubra? Korlo Tina Ata K Re? Poli-Amr Vi. B-Kmon Vi Re Cha cha To? Poli Na,B-Mamato? Poli Na.B-Khalato? Poli Na.B-Fubato To? Poli Na. Bandhubira Rage Giye Bolbito Ki Vi Hoy Tor. Poli-O Amar Valobashato Vi.

 Ekbar exame proshno ashlo…what is CHALLENGE?? Boltu vai pura khata khali raikha shes patay liklen.. parle amare pass koriaia dekha!!it’s called CHALLENGE.


Private tutor o student Tutor: aaj ke amake ekta important kaaj e jete hobe, khub short kore porata dao Student: khub short kore? Tutor: hmm Student: parina, sir!


Boy:ki koro jan. Girl:ghumiye achi. Boy:swopno pathaw. Girl:ja dusto swopno pathabo ki kore. Boy:tahole ami pathaie. Girl:ki koro R ki pathabe. Boy:hagu kori guuuu pathabo. Girl:owak thuuuu c c c?


Tui shara din toto kore gure baras poris kokhon? Chele: baba ami rate niribilite pori. Baba: ami chupi chupi proti rate dekhe kajer bua tor pashe bose thake, kan thake bol? Cele: baba boshe thakte dekhecho, tarpor ki hoy dekho ni. Baba: ki bolle? Chele: baba ami rate voy pai tai oke amr pashe boshiye raki!


Indian bondhu: amader deser meyera khub sahosi, ora chele der dhore rap kore. Australia bondhu: ki je bolo tumi polara kom jay naki, dakho amader deshe dine koyta rap kore gune sesh kora jabe na. Aktu por Banglishdeshi bondhu: vai rap ki jinish?


Premik-Premika Ak Rume Duklo, Premika Tar Uporer Jama Khullo, Tar Por Nicher Jama Khullo, Tar Por Choto 2ta Jama O Khullo, R Bollo Aj Ja Kichu Amr Ache Sob Tumar. Premik Obak 2mr Ki Matha Kharap Hoice? Ami 2mr Kamij Saloyar Vra Panti Diye Ki Korbo, Ami Purus Manus Na.


Ma: kire tui dariye dariye vat khassish keno? Boy: hmm, aj theke ami ei vabei khabo. Ma: keno? Boy: karon amar baba amake gali diyeche, boleche tumi sudhu bose bose khao!!


Baba: bujhli khoka, ek jaygay bar bar gele dam kome jaay. Khoka: se jonnei to ami protidin school e jaai na, tumi to seta bujho na.


Son:-ma,amr ojon koto hobe? mother:-32kg. son:-tahole amk diear poralekha hobe na. mother:-keno? son:-amr schooler teacher bolechen..poralekhai 1mon na hole cholbe na.


Boy: aaj tumake kiss kore thot misti laglo je, Tumi thote kichu dicho naki? Girl: na kicu dey nai, tobe misti kheye aktu bomi korcilam. Boy: waak thu!


Driver: ei je bhara den. Passenger 1: ami college student amar bhara half Passenger 2: ami or teacher amar bahara free Passenger 3: amake kichu taka din ami or bap!!


Dog1: kire dosto ato rege koi jas? Dog2: R bolis na 1 halay amar girl friend k kiss korche, tare dhorum. Dog1: se kothay? Dog2: hala ekhon sms portece.

 

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